Making it official

My dearest reader,
I will now make it official and announce my new blog.
Yes, that's right, I have a new blog. I will no longer post stuff on here, since I found a pretty cool new blog website through Ben...

You can now find my blog HERE

See you there : )

xoxo Kiwi

Long time no see

Yah yah I know, it's been a looong frikken time since I last posted something on here.
But the thing is: I don't really know what to write.
And even more boring than a video with someone saying "I don't have a lot to tell you" as the opening line, is probably a blog post that basically deals with the same issue.
So therefore...
No post. Not really at least.
Except for... now.
But I still don't really have something to say, so... go watch my videos or something ; )
I'm pretty happy with my latest video, it got favorited soooo many times, and got tons of honors and whatnot. It's pretty overwhelming, tbh.

So yeah. That's pretty much it.
Here's the video, aaaaand see you soon I hope : )



[So I don't wanna stretch my description box for the video that much, but wanna write down those honors somewhere... here comes (as shown at 11/20, 3:30pm my time):
#5 - Most Viewed (Today) - Germany
#1 - Most Viewed (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#5 - Most Viewed (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism
#6 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#31 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism
#7 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#90 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism
#7 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#1 - Top Rated (Today) - Germany
#73 - Top Rated (Today)
#1 - Top Rated (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#2 - Top Rated (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism
#11 - Top Rated (This Week) - Germany
#1 - Top Rated (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#5 - Top Rated (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism
#77 - Top Rated (This Month) - Germany
#1 - Top Rated (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#6 - Top Rated (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism
#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#16 - Top Rated (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism
#1 - Most Discussed (Today) - Germany
#65 - Most Discussed (Today)
#1 - Most Discussed (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#1 - Most Discussed (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism
#13 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Germany
#2 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#7 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism
#68 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Germany
#2 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#15 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism
#2 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#30 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism
#4 - Top Favorites (Today) - Germany
#1 - Top Favorites (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#3 - Top Favorites (Today) - Nonprofits & Activism
#89 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Germany
#2 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#18 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Nonprofits & Activism
#2 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#33 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Nonprofits & Activism
#2 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism - Germany
#82 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Nonprofits & Activism
#4 - Most Responded (Today) - Germany
#16 - Most Responded (This Week) - Germany
#51 - Most Responded (This Month) - Germany

Crazy shite.]

German YouTube, Spam for Love pt. III and Anti Chickenshit Club

You probably watched my last two videos about the launch of the German version of YT... Things have been a bit more crazy than usual since then, but hey, crazy = good in my world.
I'm not gonna go and start posting videos in German now. The main reason is that I simply don't feel comfortable talking to myself (i.e. the camera) in German. That might have something to do with the "melody" of the German language, because I simply hate my voice when I talk German, but I at least accept my voice when I speak English.
I know, that all sounds a bit weird and I don't know if I make this understandable... but oh well, language barrier taking over sometimes, what can I do ; )
The funny thing about the whole German YT is that now I get crazy honors on my videos right after posting them.
But anyways, new slogan "Embrace the honors" is working, and therefore I find it rather funny to be all over the honor lists on the German site.

And about the comments, and the Army:
I absolutely LOVE how things work out with only 5 or 6 people involved in the Army so far. But I thought about the fact that maybe... there might be some videos you don't want to be spammed all to the front page of the most discussed page.
So here's my idea: Every video you WANT to be spammed for LUV should contain a short and simple S4L in the description and/or tags.
That might be not necessary if you make a video that other people find awesome anyways, but to be sure about the whole thing, labelling it with S4L wouldn't hurt, right?
That's that.

The newest "thing" that came up while I was.. freaking out about the German YT and getting more exposure through that and the new honors and blah...
Here are some easy lines to remember whenever you feel like: "OH SHIT someone's gonna find me... my secret will no longer be kept.... what am I gonna do if YT collides with my real life??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
1. Embrace the honors.
2. Embrace the number of subscribers (no matter how creepy or weird some of them may be.)
3. If you feel like making a video... just GO FOR IT.
4. Even a negative comment is a comment.
5. Don't be such a chickenshit!!!
So talk about whatever you wanna talk about, be as silly as you want to be, the bigger your audience is, the better. And whoever has something negative to say about that.. F THEM!! You didn't force anyone to watch you, did you?
So join the Anti Chickenshit Club today... and live a happy life forever. Or something like that.

Yours tubingly, Kiwi

Spam For Love Army pt. II

Wanna join us? Watch the video and find out what it's all about:

Spam For Love Army

Join us today : )

Big big thank you to everyone who participated for making this happen:
(I totally kicked Ian's ass. Yessum)

How?!

This is an article Ally sent me today:

A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace.

Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday.

Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland.

The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police.

Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object. In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.

So now I'm wondering: with a bicycle?? HOW?!!! With pavement?!!!! HOW!?!?!?!?!!!

Ok, so maybe I don't even wanna know.

[Article can also be read here]


Hope everyone had a great Halloween! See y'all soon : )
xoxo Kiwi