Thursday, November 1, 2007


This is an article Ally sent me today:

A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace.

Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday.

Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland.

The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police.

Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object. In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.

So now I'm wondering: with a bicycle?? HOW?!!! With pavement?!!!! HOW!?!?!?!?!!!

Ok, so maybe I don't even wanna know.

[Article can also be read here]

Hope everyone had a great Halloween! See y'all soon : )
xoxo Kiwi


  1. LOL, I think the whole issue is totally ridiculous :-D Don't they have better things to do?

  2. Walking in on someone naked in a hotel room must be part of the territory of being a chambermaid. There can be nothing shocking about seeing someone naked for goodness sake.

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  3. hahahahaa.. I just saw that now ^,^
    man that "Ally" person sends you weird stuff huh!
    You've got to stay away from the perverts that send you this sorta crap...
    ..they might try to have sex with your bike...

  4. man...a bicycle? thats weird and gross and weird and disgusting...and kinda cool....


  5. Bikes are sexy: I can't resist. I have five bikes myself, but I only sleep with two of them (the carbon fiber ones), but the other two sleep together in the living room (with 6 other bikes belonging to my house mates bike orgy in the living room!!!), and the last poor little guy has to sleep outside all alone, but he gets ridden the most though, because he is my daily commuter, so he doesn't mind ;)

    that was a long sentence. I should use more periods.